"Remember to drink plenty of water because you're probably drunk by now and a little dehydrated."
"Must check-out the annual Day of the Dead art show."
"Bring your animal here and they will adore it with a tasty treat."
"It's a good place for an emergency fix of a flat tire. This place is closed on Sundays."
"Try the Chicken- Philly- Cheesesteak. Mmm...chicken. bok-bok!"