"It says "4 people have been here. Be the first one to leave a tip." Come on don't be stingy - leave the lady a tip why don't ya!? :D"
"Bring some money. You can't deposit Smiles..."
"Make sure that you do not take your rent money...or you will spend it and be homeless!"
"If you walk your dog, put it on a non-retractable leash."
"Don't run the red light."
"Take your gym clothes...and a bag of Patience. Cust-No-Service is continually useless."