"Love the breakfast here. Simple, but delicious and fun."
"Breakfast platter is excellent value. Great European grazing platter, gerkins, salami and cheese. I'll be back next week."
"Food and drink is very expensive, and not that great. BUT, the staff do put on a good dancing show. Lederhosen!"
"Worst MSG headache of my life after eating here. Had Szechuan Calamari and mixed BBQ plate. Tasty though."
"Food arrived in under two minutes, is that a record?"