"I don't know what store you went to, but at the one I work at, the TPs have not EVER spoken that way."
"Steak n shake's butter pecan shake is yummy!"
"Get your taxes done with Carl! He's nice and accurate!!"
"Avocado relleño & chicken puffy tacos!!! OMG soooo yummy! Wait staff is awesome!!"
"Best mechanic around!!!"
"Tacos are good when fresh!"