John Ness

"He might be pulling my leg, but the balder brother working at the Park Slope Barber (they look like elderly Mario + Luigi) claims the three barbers used to sing at the 7th Ave stop "for the acoustics""

"Hope you like a #3 clip on the sides, because that's what yer getting."

"Come before noon on the weekend"

"Heat wave has made grass brown. :("

"Don't fall for the All You Can Eat offer. The half hour you spend in line isn't worth the $5 you save."

"New western sidewalk is great for runs."