Greg Johnson

"very awkward place. no music, everyone who works there doesn't talk and stares at you until you order. not that I'm not used to it, what with me always forgetting to wear clothes out in public."

"kool they have sports playin lol i like sports lol kool I miss my dead son"

"I remember visiting Southdale as a child in the early 1920's when it was a field of grass. I lost my brother in that field. I miss ya, denny."

"I always get the cheese curd burger, but I substitute the cheese curd with cake and I substitute the cheeseburger with an old Mexican guy singing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow". I have a horrible life."

"they have friendly staff, good prices and they have really good subway sandwiches, and also I think I am at subway and not Cheesecake Factory. yep. just checked, and this is, in fact, a subway."

"drunk 12 year olds on Opposite Day."