"How about a little less shitty here?"
"When the Puerto Rican sounding lady is working drive-thru expect a 20-25 minute queue."
"Best breakfast along old 83, hands down. Excellent service, fantastic food. Thumbs up!"
"Try this weeks lunch special! Open face ruben sandwich on a pretzel roll with black pepper chips and a cup of fresh fruit for $8. Nom, nom, nom."