"Pool in the morning only, by 3pm it's in the shade."
"Gym is an extra $22 per day per person. Complain and ask for a free pass"
"If you've booked through a prepaid hotel booking site you need to get a voucher for wifi at reception, can't book it from your room"
"No cash or cards accepted, nearest post office is on Braemor Road or Nutgrove Shopping centre to get a postal order. Staff very pleasant."
"When you go to reception turn right, lounge is much quieter. Ssssh - keep it to yourself!"
"This flight is always full - check in online to have any chance of a decent seat."