"Great pizza- really mediocre service. It's good food but don't expect anyone there to give a sh-t about helping you."
"Great Diane Arbus exhibit!"
"The best bagel lox schmear in NY!"
"There's always a party at the Crib of Wood!"
"There was a sign on the door that said " will be back in 2 seconds"-- I waited five minutes and no one showed up..."
"Waiting outside -what a crappy place/way to treat customers"