Risa 🐸

"Puppies abound. Have milkbones on your person."

"Duplicate. Booooo"

"I've had better Mexican food in Canada. Everything comes out of a box, bag, or can. The imagine the iced tea was brewed in a puddle out back. The oriental chicken salad was edible."

"The marinated chicken tacos are great, but really, if you're going to have tacos, have the shredded beef. So tasty."

"Cash only. Don't forget to hit the atm first."

"If you're so drunk you must ask how to cross the street, find yaself a creet strossing buddy! Stat. Bitches be cray."