"Spring Rolls are awesome. Save room for the Mango Sticky Rice!!! Awesome!!!!"
"Closed to the PUBLIC on the weekends! Private parties only!!! Stupid, stupid, stupid! We want to spend time playing with our kids on the weekends...not paying for 1 hour ridiculously priced parties."
"Try the Texas tea!!! Dangerous!"
"Texas Tea is DANGEROUS!!!"
"Drop 'em, Spread 'em, wiggle wiggle wiggle 'eh!"