"Happy hour special buy 1 large beer get 1 small free. Restaurant cat-enabled."
"Friggin huge, legit sports pub, wine bars galore, chock full o' milfs. Would that it were not in psychoburbia."
"Terminal "F" stands for "farts""
"I am here to buy things for my wife, who is the most wonderful and beautiful person in the world! :) :) :)"
"i saw v/vm perform battle hymn of the republic on jan 21 and it was great"