"Best chinese take away in the area. Awesome ok chicken!"
"Try the alcohol.Say hi to local celebrity Liam O'Brien.But keep it quiet, I'm trying to sleep."
"I found the fetish dungeon to be a tad overboard. I prefer to watch my football sans nipple clamps. Good beer though."
"Seen six tits and three minges."
"This place needs weapons isle."
"Be wary of swimming during a water shortage. The pool closes lanes 1, 4, 6 & 9 so it can get quite busy."