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"Stay away from the nasty old white trash woman who lives in 238... You'll know her when you see her because she looks like a crackheaded scarecrow and she is ugly as fuuuuuuuck!"

"If you're going to cancel your membership, make sure you get it in writing that you're cancelling. Don't trust the owner. He's not an honest person."

"Excellent beer selection"

"Don't be a P.O.S. Clean up after your dog!"

"This place smells bad."

"$5 pints... You can't go wrong!!!"