rachel rapaport

"shhhh and order bacon bourbon and tater tots and keep your trap shut"

"take bart from the mission! $5.50 vs a $55 cab and you get there way faster"

"awesome salad place - don't be scared by the line; moves much faster than mixt greens does; order arugula as a base and go from there"

"call ahead and ask them to handpack a pint of secret breakfast ice cream for you"

"go on tuesday at lunch, smile sweetly, order the pork... if he has none, smile and ask for chix and he'll give you free pork"