The Queen

"The registers cannot ring up alcohol once the clock strikes 10. Ring your liquor up first!"

"The evening D5 bus is horribly unreliable. Best walk if able."

"Chiraz is a very fair salesperson. She's new, so she doesn't show up in the ratings yet."

"Acela trains may be more expensive, but are less subject to Travelers' Drama. Time is money, my friends."

"Never met a pie here I didn't love!"

"God bless the National Parks Service for taking good care of the memorials and providing tidy restrooms."