"Dont arrivr early for your reservation, they'll punish you by making you wait."
"Loud, sound echoes everywhere"
"Slow, the registers crashed, had to wait 10 minutes for their janky system to reboot."
"Ask the bartender for a wet willy"
"It's the county's only 24 hour lockdown facility for the emergent insane. They are just a weigh-station; patients are held and evaluated then they are sent to an appropriate facility."
"Check out the retro nudie matchbooks. Priceless!"