"Mismanagement of space!! Why are you putting 3 tops at 6 tops? And you have no 6 tops! Does it say RSVP at the Statue of Liberty! No, it doesn't."
"The staff should stop standing around and start cleaning! My shoes stick to the floor. Gross!"
"The wifi is horrible!!!!! Ugh."
"Come early and stay late. Where the wine flows like water."