"Foursquare's menu is wildly inaccurate."
"Come for the TP, stay for the Styx cover song."
"Food was decent, but not worth a 45 minute wait for takeout."
"The map is wrong, that's not where Bar Asakura is. It's roughly at 35.010083,135.7711. After going down the alley past the Royal Hotel, cross Kiyamachidori and it will be on the right."
"Go out and get drunk, and then stop here on the way home and eat some pan-fried noodles at the counter. The window seats are freezing, sit near the kitchen and watch them make dumplings."
"Udon, pork belly, nice space."