"So hot here today. Try the Haagen-Dazs Ice Cream waffle cones @ Aorangi Food Court (underneath Court 1 - Next to Court 19)."
"Practice your golf swing with the pine cones :)"
"Bring lots of beverages :)"
"Stage room smells like a gym locker room :)"
"Stawberry beer on tap! :)"
"Good mussells but the Thai manager looks over her glasses with a look of distain."