Ian Rogers

"Got a kid? Leave the little brat at home!"

"Sundays suck!"

"I only use the citibank atm"

"Do not eat here. I was doing my laundry next door and watched two waitresses chase a mouse out while an entire family watched in horror and stood on their chairs."

"Great for napping in the sun. Try to avoid the strollers by heading deeper intothe park and away from the awful ballplayers and their brats."

"This is the best gym in the slope, most likely all of Brooklyn"