Patrick Khensovan

"Cash only, with a tiny bit of space inside. Benches are outside if you don't mind hearing the noisy cars on Atlantic whiz by"

"Great selection, with a damn tasty crunch. There's plenty of specials, including their 2 specialty pizzas deal & large 1-topping carryout deal. Order some Canadian bacon!!"

"KARAOKE AND $1 BEERS, BITCH"

"$7.95 for a pizza with whatever the hell toppings you want in 90 seconds? Better load that thing up with EVERYTHING! And if not that, then def try the eggs benedict pizza with bacon & fresh garlic"

"Sign says walk-ins welcome, but I highly recommend making an appointment. Straight razor shaved are extra, so if you're about that, mention it in your call."

"Hmmm it looks like there might be bees buzzing around pump #2"