Max Scott

"Try the sriracha, its great!"

"$5/coffee if you want refills? Svc was strange...food was good...sortof overpriced, must be a hotel with connections nearby."

"Bawitahba jawesometastic."

"It's so good that you should take a cab home so you don't wake up at the E in Jamaica at 4 am."

"Watch out for the team of assassin pandas that frequents the terrace, and always keep spare bamboo on hand!"