Steven Thompson

"Bo Birnham can go down on a mik better than a hooker with no gag reflex."

"What a bust. Hey drunk/high hippie guy I don't want to hear your philosophy on dogs."

"I go here alot. I've been to this Home Depot as much as 4 times in one day to finish or attempt to finish around the house DIY projects. Now, if they only had a 24" 5/8 auger ship bit I would be set.."

"Good food but restaurant 101 says you don't put the paper towels to dry your hands after washing them on the back of the toilet. Please get a touchless paper towel dispencer ASAP!!!"

"Second, move that padded seat thing by the condiments. I nearly took a header over it. Nothing like a law suit on your opening day..."