Mahina

"See Tess! She is fabulous and she will make you look and feel fabulous, too!"

"It's a library, why would you bring your dog in? Also, who ties their dog up outside? That's just sad"

"Wi-fi is free and you can even use it sitting at the bus stop"

"Huge parties where you invite 20 friends and proceed to get obnoxiously drunk, scream, run around and generally act like fools would be better held at someone else's place - not here."