"Too bougie for chopped cheese. Seriously, you can't order one here."
"Was told it's a $20 cover charge after 4pm and all day weekend."
"Great place to get a haircut in Zagreb. I'm a guy with Asian hair - not many stylists know how to work with this type of hair, but I got a great haircut here exactly the way I wanted!"
"Newly renovated, lots of seats. Still terrible Wifi."
"Share the power plugs. Bring a power bar!"