"This place no longer exists!"
"Food sucks! It's not hygienic, and the food tastes stale. But tortillas are great though"
"It's empty for a reason. Coffee needs some serious help. Pastries are good but very expensive! Last time I tried going, the cappuccino machine wasn't working. I guess it was a sign."
"Too bad the iced teas aren't made out of natural tea leaves. They are made with syrup, and they are too sweet."
"Great technical support!"