Eric "Soup" Campbell

"Be ready to sit and wait long past your appointment time. Bring some reading material and make sure your phone is charged up."

"The next time Brett and NoFunJoe try to start a dog pile, don't be afraid to jump on!"

"Don't sit in the easy chair and put your feet up on the ottoman. You will be so comfortable that you will pass out 1/2 way thru the first episode of Seinfeld on DVR."

"Roasted tomato soup is legit. Abdul is always the best! (its also a well known industry secret that Abdul was Bill Murray's stunt double when filming "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"."

"Wow. From the moment I enter this parking lot to the moment I leave I constantly regret coming to this cluster-f@ck. Better off going to the one on Jefferson across from Giant."

"Ask to borrow Oscar's "hammer". It's small an hard to find but rumor has it, it's there."