"This could be the last shit you take..."
"Don't piss off the ghost..."
"If the name of the place offends you don't check in, don't be lame and request a name change"
"Ask for Eron he's amazing :)"
"If I don't know you, you probably shouldn't check into my bed it's creepy..."
"This is a bedroom if you don't live here you shouldn't be the mayor..."