"While I condone safer and more livable neighborhoods, I am completely against living on the street. It's not safe, come on think about all the buses that might hit you."
"One day the true mayor of this land will reclaim his birthright."
"Buried under the bronze fish are the remains of Grant"
"This place is clearly a front for NAMBLA"
"The men here are taken so look else where ladies"
"This place is a travesty. I paid like $20 to see a bunch of loser garage bands. Totally weak performances. Save yourself some dough and blow your money on cheap women and bad beer instead!"