"To all customers here. Please shut up , speak softly and remember that other people pay hard earned money for their massage as well. What's the point of getting a massage if you're gonna keep talking."
"I grew up opposite this restaurant and had been eating here for more than 20 years. They were a household name, affordable and tasty. (Best curry puffs). Now just rubbish. Go Kanna or Acha if in PJ."
"Big band - why you singing everything at super fast speed. Slow down la relax. More feel. Feels like I'm watching a cartoon. I can't sing along to oasis like a chipmunk"
"Band damn good. Lok lok outside also good. ok gotta pee bye"
"Dr. Zuzaila is a really good, soft spoken gentle doctor. More docs like her Assunta"
"Steamed lime fish over charcoal a must"