Kevin Flint

"Alright for when I don't feel like driving all the way to El Atacor."

"Apparently our photo studio isn't the best, but we are the one with a gun turret, aquarium in the ceiling, fallout shelter door and indoor hot tub (don't worry, I won't shamelessly spam a link)"

"King Taco tacos currently account for about 30% of my caloric intake. I need to bump that up to 90%. Maybe 95."

"The woman with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle."

"Pulled over because I forgot new registration sticker on my Jeep. While awaiting fixit ticket I witnessed 3 felonies and half dozen misdemeanors. Bonus: Cop with rubber glove was surprisingly gentle."

"I can do it. The staff usually can't help."