"Don't come out the wrong exit!!"
"Coffee and cookies by the door!!!"
"Take me to TACO BELL RRRIIICK"
"Hate this location! Waited 25 mins AFTER being checked in for the girl to clean my bed bc she was flirting w some guy. He flirted his way to a $10 discount and free lotion packet! Props!"
"Great prices for waxing services!"
"Thursday night is jersey shore night!! Be prepared for shots!"