"Great apartment! Awesome roommate Marissa, kick-ass landlord Mr. Ron Daley and really cool neighbors. Awesome hood to live!"
"Putting in a tip, just to see how it feels."
"Best crab puffs. EVER!!"
"Hot sauce in the peehole!"
"Yes Matt is the mayor of master BATORS! ha!"
"Try the bacon cheddar egg mit with garden veggie cream cheese. Very tasty!"