"Live herbs soon don't stay alive when you leave them in direct sunlight without water for a week."
"Fancy...electronic sign in and texting to your cell phone when it's your turn. Good thing I can play candy crush and get text messages at the same time."
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· Chesterfield, アメリカ合衆国
"Fail: don't wear skinny jeans to get a pedicure."
"Be sure to dry hump the mermaid"
"In case you brought your baby to the bar, there is a changing station in the bathroom."
"They do not take credit cards. Of course, if you are reading this tip at the booth, you are probably already SOL."