"This place does not have garlic lemon olives...disappointing"
"Doctor Farley-Pina is a great doctor!"
"Vet takes forever, been here 40 minutes past my appt time now..."
"Hand your money to a person, ATM takes days to update your account!"
"There's no telling when the bus may come..."
"If you take the metro, stand on the right, MOVE on the left or someone has the right to smack you in the back of the head...and you'll deserve it"