"Marybeth.... You will never find a better stylist... I fly in from San Francisco for her hair cuts."
"Charcoal grilled calamari.... You're welcome."
"Great service, food and in-room technology can use a makeover"
"Nutella & Bacon... so beautiful"
"Average time to serve a customer.... wait for it....45 mins."
"The manager couldn't manage his way out of a wet paper bag."