"Flip the scoops the right way!!"
"Just lay in this bed. Its so comfy. You will never want to get up. Perfection in bed form"
"Call in ahead of time, and be prepared to still wait forever"
"Ask for a water cup if your not buying a meal. Free soda!"
"Add some flavors into your drinks. Such as instead of a sprite, get a cherry sprite, or a vanilla Dr.Pepper."