Joshua E

"Prepare for a long wait, even when it's dead."

"If you love coconut, get the Painkiller. It is amazing."

"There's always some black dude hanging outside asking for money. Don't listen to him. His truck is always "out of gas""

"The breakfast lady is the nicest person you'll ever meet. She works her butt to feed you even when you're half awake and starving."

"Apparently strawberry pancakes means hardly any strawberry and no whipped cream"

"After 3am there is always one table of loud drunk chicks spouting ignorant statements about politics. It's on the menu"