"Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass."
"Omg you guys. The lemon macaroon. You guys. Lemon. I don't want to eat any other food ever again."
"Eat here. Chinese food, like a dive bar in west Seattle, with cake!"
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"
"Be sure to see Jim Washburn @ the piano"
"Drink plenty of gatorade before any blood draws."