"Cheese tortellini with chicken chili is the truth. I add peppers and mushrooms too."
"Sandwiches are better than the burgers. By a lot."
"Bar is NOT cash only. I've got a tab open right now."
"Closes at 2pm, hence why it was empty at 5pm for the other person leaving a tip without having even eaten there..."
"If the Freek room's a-rockin'... Don't come a-knockin'!!!"