"Here's a tip...YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT INTO YOUR CELL PHONE FOR PEOPLE TO HEAR YOU, you babbling idiot"
"The wi-if doesn't work once you cross through security. Stay on the other side as long as you can!"
"If you're looking to eat do it before you cross through the security checkpoint! There's only one small crappy overpriced restaurant once you go through security!"
"At least 20 employees on the floor not a single one will help you..."