"Order the burger and ask for the secret sauce! (But do not, under any circumstances, eat the burger. It is poisoned.)"
"Who cares about the tourists? Sit at the raw bar for a half dozen oysters, bowl of chowder and a Sam Adams. Best lunch in the world."
"Tip well here! The food is good and cheap, the service is fast and everyone call you "hon"--what more can you ask for? Well, beer, but they stopped that a few years ago."
"At 1 am on a Saturday the service was just fine. Pretty good diner fare."
"Please pick up trash, even if it's not yours!"