"Stop in and say Hi to the staff! They're really friendly!(and the washrooms are clean!)"
"Advertise open to 9 but I'm standing out front at 8:08 and the doors are locked."
"Get discounted attraction tickets!"
"Great discounts for attractions and hotels! They also give out free maps!"
"Ahhhh........ Skim milk, no Foam, no sugar vanilla latte. And now my day is complete!"