"Spit on the idiot Emo guy behind the counter. He sucks"
"This place sucks. Crap selection. Noisy lame no thanks"
"Bring a book, some earplugs and water there is going to be a wait"
"Don't bother showing up on time, they won't be on time either."
"Look out... The new years resolution tourists are back."
"SUCKS here they are constantly on the overhead speakers. Obnoxious place"