"Apparently hula hoops are considered acceptable carry-ons here."
"So slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
"I love this place, but it has some seriously nasty bathrooms."
"Not open on Sundays. Which is super helpful because it's not like people would go to a library on a Sunday afternoon."
"Lady bouncer on a power trip"
"Bring your screaming children. Or bring earplugs."