Kevin C.

"A popular spot. I must really love it based on how much time I spend here and judging by how packed the place gets, I know I’m not the only one!"

"An appointment here is a quick way to lose some blood. You’ve been warned."

"Try the steak! Also, you’re already going to spend hundreds of dollars, spring for the fancy imported bottled water. It’s well worth the price, relatively speaking."

"Great for photos, but it’s been made obsolete with more recent and less wasteful innovations."

"Legend has it a table at this restaurant will transport you to a dimension outside the boundaries of space-time. Lost & forgotten by all in the material world. I’ve seen for myself, the legend is true"

"Did I park here too? It’s in my location history, so I guess so. It probably wasn’t a bad place to park. Sorry pal, looks like the secret is out."