"Karen (who told us her name 3x) is the nicest waitress of all time."
"It's good, not sure it's $1 per bite good, though."
"For 7 sec chug, go w/ Wexford (or Guinness, if they'll let you)"
"Chicken n' waffles are great, coffee is turrible."
"Write 'I like it HOT!' on a lil slip of paper & hand to reception to receive dental exam in secret hot tub room."
"Best mushrooms you've ever put in your mouth."