"The 30-minute business lunch is massive. No need for appetizers. Wasn't crazy about the grilled cheese but the salad was top notch!"
"There are more women's restrooms upstairs. ;)"
"You need a receipt to use the bathroom. Don't trash it till the end of your meal."
"Park in the small Nordstrom's parking lot. That way you can head to the potty right inside the door before spending a few hours browsing 'round things you cannot afford."
"They always give you too much hummus on the platter side portion. Ask for extra flat bread right off the bat. Only $1 extra."
"Try the priest stranglers. They're my favorite."