"Watermelon Wheat comes with a watermelon slice on the glass! Get the wings."
"Get any dog and you'll be happy. Get two and you'll be more happy."
"Good selection of used and new vinyl."
"Seems like they have less used vinyl than Rasputin."
"Bring cash and the ice cream sandwich is only 2$. Cheap!"
"Eat the ice cream sandwich... and then do it again."